I would like to play tennis at my own tennis night please
It's twenty to ten on a Wednesday and I'm stood at the hob counting to fourteen.
Twelve yeses, one "probably", and Keith. Keith has replied with a thumbs up. After five years I know a Keith thumbs up means yes unless it rains, or his knee goes, or there's something good on BBC Four. So that's thirteen and a Keith. Which is either three courts or three courts and a sit-out and I won't know which until about 6.55 tomorrow.
