Racket Stries

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Friday, 6 November 2026

Which court is biggest? A bar argument, settled

Our tennis social had finished. It normally does at about nine o'clock. Some people disappear off into the night, and others hang around in the bar for one drink before heading home themselves.

On this occasion the padel group and the squash group finished at about the same time. A social, or it might even have been a competitive match. And somebody in the bar was overheard asking why you can't play padel on a squash court.

The squash players were adamant. It's not big enough. A squash court is smaller than a padel court. And a padel court, they added, is smaller than a tennis court.

Floodlit courts from above
Four tennis courts. Or, depending on who you ask in the bar, eight padel courts and a patio.

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What a £300 racket will not do for you

On Monday a man I've been coaching since March turned up holding a racket that cost more than my first car. Took it out of what looked like a violin case. Said he'd "done a lot of research".

He has not done a lot of research. He has watched a lot of videos.

Level up
What he thinks happens when you buy the racket. It does not happen.

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